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Posts tagged Lifeguard

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So like the idiot I am,

I forgot to put sunscreen on today and then realized 6 hours in so there was no point, and now I’m burnt, nice and crispy. And I have to go to the dermatologist tomorrow for something else and I already know they’re going to take one look at me and bitch at me. I should probably have a mole check. Skin cancer runs in my family, I live in Florida, I’m a lifeguard, and I am constantly outside. I’m bound to get it. And it’s going to be my fault. I just forget. And then I have to get like the good sunscreen and that shits not cheap, and neither is dermatology appointments to get moles cut off.

So everyone out there, do as the lifeguards say and not as they do, and put sunscreen on. :)

Don’t even get me started on the tan lines.

Filed under Sunburn Skin cancer Lifeguard dermatology Sunscreen It's so freaking hot!